neurotwitch

a turtle?

Consumer Information Security - Federal Trade Commission

I wonder how much we paid for this "mascot" and website. Too much, I'm sure. Dewie? This is the best the FTC could come up with? Why a turtle? Why does there even need to be a mascot?

The Federal Trade Commissioner's name is Orson Swindle. This is true. I didn't make it up.

Oh, and you can forward your spam directly to the gov at UCE@FTC.GOV. It says so right on the website. Of course, what happens once this is done is open to question.